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The end is near….

December 23rd, 2013

Hopefully….   Last Friday this happened: Which led to Matt & I feverishly decluttering, cleaning, & organizing our house so it could be staged on Monday.  This is what our weekend looked like.  I’m not sure how, but we did it.  And this was the end result (I wish I had pictures of every room, […]



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Hopefully….

 

Last Friday this happened:

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Which led to Matt & I feverishly decluttering, cleaning, & organizing our house so it could be staged on Monday.  This is what our weekend looked like.office

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 I’m not sure how, but we did it.  And this was the end result (I wish I had pictures of every room, because it’s awesome):

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All of our hard work must have paid off.  The house went on the market around 2pm on Tuesday, we had our first showing at 9am on Wednesday & an offer in hand by 11am on Wednesday.  Everyone told us it would go quick, but we thought w/in 30 days quick, not within 21 hours quick.

 

Unfortunately, the guy backed out on Friday, so the house is back in action.  We have several showings lined up, despite Christmas.  I am disappointed, but not discouraged.  However, I had finally moved all the furniture back to where it’s more “livable” and now we’re back to a funky layout & constantly keeping the house tidy.


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Ho-Ho-Ho

December 19th, 2013

I was selfish last weekend.  Poor Linkers had a fever all Friday & Saturday.  On Sunday, he no longer had one, was acting much more himself, but still pretty mellow.   One of our friends has a huge Christmas party every year, complete with Santa Claus.  I wasn’t going to go, after all Link was […]



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I was selfish last weekend.  Poor Linkers had a fever all Friday & Saturday.  On Sunday, he no longer had one, was acting much more himself, but still pretty mellow.

 

One of our friends has a huge Christmas party every year, complete with Santa Claus.  I wasn’t going to go, after all Link was a bit under the weather, Matt had already left for the week for work, & I was absolutely exhausted from getting the house market ready.  However, it was suck it up & go to the party & see Santa or brave the mall next weekend (you know, the weekend before Christmas).

 

The party was good – Link played in the playroom with the other kids while I mingled.  He even partook in the pre-santa riot (imagine 15 kids ages 1-8 jumping up & down & screaming on the top of their lungs “lets go santa! lets go santa!” & “santa clause is coming to town!”)  I couldn’t help but smile.

 

Knowing Link’s temperament & non-stranger danger, I figured we had a 45% chance of this going south because he was exhausted & a 55% chance of this going good.

 

While we waiting, he tried to steal Santa’s candy canes.  Once I told him that’s a sure way to go straight to the top of the naughty list, he decided to find something else to do.

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We waiting in line for a few more minutes before he was able to tell Santa he wanted a bike for Christmas.

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And also that he loved him & wanted to snuggle.

 

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And finally, he wanted that darn candy cane.

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Victory is sweet – he has candy cane face to prove it (not his best look – just sayin’).

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What I Brought To Daycare Today…

December 11th, 2013

 

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The Places You Go & The People You Meet

December 11th, 2013

Oh Good Heavens!  I met quite the guy on my flight to Charlotte on Monday. Picture a cross between a hippie hobo & drifter. I should have known the awesome that was going to be my first 30 min. when I sat down & sent this text to Matt: “Just boarded.  Love you! (ps, the […]



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Oh Good Heavens!  I met quite the guy on my flight to Charlotte on Monday. Picture a cross between a hippie hobo & drifter.

I should have known the awesome that was going to be my first 30 min. when I sat down & sent this text to Matt:
“Just boarded.  Love you! (ps, the guy next to me smells like bacon)”

 

This is what my next text to Matt said “Just landed..OMG!  The bacon guy next to me”

Matt: “what happened”

C: “totally odd.  I made notes – blog worthy.  Smells like bacon & campfire with a splash of vomit & menthol”

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We are sitting & waiting to de-ice.

Guy: I think there is air coming out of the vent, want me to turn yours on?
C: No, I’m ok, but thank you”

Guy (sort of mumbling, but loud enough for me to hear):  I’ve been in -20 degrees, so when I’m inside, I get hot really fast

C: oh, ok.  Did you want to use my air?  I’m comfortable without it.
Guy:  Yes, thank you!

Guy to lady on the aisle: Did you want your air on?
Lady: No, I don’t.

Guy: Can I use it then?
Lady: You can open it a little I suppose.

I’m now playing a mind numbing game of “loops” on my phone.

Guy: is that some sort of mind game?
C: No.  I just need to get a square of the same colored dots and then I get points. I need to get as many points as possible in 60 seconds.

Guy: oh, looks cool.  I used to have a smart phone, but it had to many functions, so I returned it.  I do have a phone that texts.  The kids in Hawaii on the organic farm I once worked on told me.  I think it’s kind of fun to text & receive them.

We made some small talk, whatever.    He then proceeds to tell me he booked a 6 day layover in Denver, which he wished he hadn’t.  He planned on hiking, but it was -20, so he couldn’t.  Also, because it was -20, all the hostiles were full.  He spent the last 6 days in a warming house.

 

6 days in a warming house you say?  Ok…you now have my interest…
I found out he’s on his way to Savannah, Georgia where he plans to stay on the beach until after New Years.  He then will fly to Israel.  Last time he was in Israel, he was walking along the shore when a guy came up to him on his road bike.  They started talking, and the biker told him to give him a call when he got to Jerusalem, but not on the Sabbath.   Guy got to Jerusalem a few days later, which was the Sabbath.  He called the biker the next day & then stayed w/ he & his wife for 2 months.  This was 23 years ago.  He’s going back & hopes to look him up, even though he’s lost his address book with this guys info.  Hmm, wonder if he’ll find it.

 

This guy’s last adventure involved mountain biking through Oregon in search of wild horses – one of his favorite things.  He had rode for days, to no avail.  Finally, one of his last days, he came upon this tiny town (with only a gas station) & that is where he met the most amazing family.  He bought himself a 6 pack of Coors Light at the gas station, sat under a tree, popped a top & started playing his ucalaly.  After a few minutes, he heard some noises & when he looked up, there was a family of horses.  The guy thought for sure they were ranch horses.  But something about the majestic look of the mare led him to believe & confirm they were wild horses.  The foals were very intrigued by his music.    Mind you, when he’s describing this horse, his eyes are shut & he’s going to a far back place in his brain & recalling.

 

In the midst of this, he’s all up in my personal space looking out the window (I had the window seat).

He said “You know, I should have asked you to switch, I love looking out the window”
C: “the fasten seatbelt sign is on, we better stay put”

Guy: Wow, look at that sweet terrain, we must be over Nebraska

C: You mean that flat terrain of farms?

 

I also learned he used to journal all of his experiences, but that to got to be to much to carry.  He now does it via voice recorder & has over 1000 hours.  However, he’s bored by most of his ramblings as he listens back.

 

I was not fully bored with them, until this happened.

 

Guy asked me what I did for a living.  I said Engineer.  He was stoked I was an engineer.  He loves physics.  In fact, over Thanksgiving he spent 2 weeks with one of his best friends who is a lifetime physics student.  He spoke all week to this guy by writing physics equations on a wall covered in white boards.  This guy proclaimed an immense interest in matrix physics and particle science.

Here comes the clincher – he wanted to discuss the concept of the speed of light.  He gets it mostly, but there are parts he doesn’t & thought I could help him out.  No…JUST NO!  no.  The speed of light is Physics III.  You know, the class I went into as a junior, still eager to learn more physics, sat in the first row like a nerd I always did – I soon found my place in that class…in the back…where Professor Korn wouldn’t see my constant look of lost and probably nothing behind my eyes when he looked into them because I was that far gone.  This class put me in my place and made me want to cry every.single.day.

It brought back a horrific 12 weeks of my life.  So instead of going back into a deep dark place along with curling up in my seat in the fetal position & rocking back & forth, I simply said:  “I’m not even sure how they get the picture to my TV…”

 

The guy fell asleep shortly after.  phew…dodged that bullet.

By about 2 hours in the flight, I switched between plugging my nose & holding my breath.  His bacon/campfire/vomit/menthol smell started getting to me AND I didn’t have any air to help dilute it…air stealer.

 

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What I Brought To Daycare Today…

November 22nd, 2013

 

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Monster Trucks

November 22nd, 2013

I’m behind, but 2 weekends ago we brought Link to the monster trucks here in town.  I spent the extra $$ on the “VIP” tickets so we could go on the floor & get up close & personal with the trucks.  The kids OBSESSED with trucks (buses, planes, football & hockey too).  I knew he’d […]



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I’m behind, but 2 weekends ago we brought Link to the monster trucks here in town.  I spent the extra $$ on the “VIP” tickets so we could go on the floor & get up close & personal with the trucks.  The kids OBSESSED with trucks (buses, planes, football & hockey too).  I knew he’d get a kick out of it.
Matt & I went into this knowing we’d probably only be there for the 40 min. “VIP pre-party” before Link was over it.   Link pleasantly surprised us & loved it more than we thought.  He even sat still in his chair & watched!  We only stayed for the first half, but we all had such a great time.

MONSTER TRUCKS!!

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Matt & Link w/ “El Jalapeno” – this guy just did OK.

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This is Link saying “whoa!”  They made a short bus into a monster truck & were giving people rides around the course beforehand.    This is all it took to suck Link in!

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This truck was our favorite & did the best job.  He put on a great show!

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First try of cotton candy.  Wasn’t a fan at first – I literally had to shove it in his mouth.  Totally not my child.  Thankfully, it didn’t take him long to realize the glory that was on his lips.

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Nothing cuter than a kid in ear earphones.

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Parenting Fail

November 22nd, 2013

At Link’s 18 month apt. his pediatrician warned me that the average age for boy’s to be potty trained was around 3.  Cool.  I’m mentally prepared for 3, especially since he is not even aware (or doesn’t care) that the entire house stinks because of him.   Fast forward to this AM.  He was up […]



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At Link’s 18 month apt. his pediatrician warned me that the average age for boy’s to be potty trained was around 3.  Cool.  I’m mentally prepared for 3, especially since he is not even aware (or doesn’t care) that the entire house stinks because of him.

 

Fast forward to this AM.  He was up at 4am (which is a whole ‘nother Oprah) which lead me to have some free time – so I was folding laundry.  Link was in my bedroom helping.  I started to smell something a bit funky & he started acting weird.  So I just casually said “Link, are you going poop?”…he looked at me.  I then said “did you want to try & go on the potty?”.  He shook his head yes & went & sat on the potty & filled his pants…

 

What did I do?  I continued to fold laundry.

 

PARENTING FAIL.

 

I basically just taught my kids it’s totally ok to crap your pants, as long as you’re sitting on the toilet.

 

Here’s the thing…I’M NOT READY.  Let me repeat-I’M NOT READY!!!  I didn’t think he’d honestly even care that I asked him to sit on the potty.  I’m not even prepared.  I mean, I don’t even have wipes by the toilet.  Plus, is it really realistic to think I was going to get his footie PJ’s & diaper off in time?  NO!

 

*sighs*


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What I Brought To Daycare Today…

November 21st, 2013

 

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Mom fail?

November 7th, 2013

I’ll admit that on Monday, I dreaded leaving work.  I dreaded having to go home and deal w/ the fight that ensues every night when I pick Link up from daycare (he never wants to stop playing to go home).  I didn’t want to deal w/ walking Lucy.  I didn’t want to deal w/ the […]



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I’ll admit that on Monday, I dreaded leaving work.  I dreaded having to go home and deal w/ the fight that ensues every night when I pick Link up from daycare (he never wants to stop playing to go home).  I didn’t want to deal w/ walking Lucy.  I didn’t want to deal w/ the chaos that is making dinner.  I didn’t want to do the bed time routine.  I wanted to just go home, put my sweat pants on & eat frozen pizza.

Obviously, I didn’t have a choice.  Link happily left daycare, without a fuss.  Link & I power walked Lucy through the ‘hood, but not w/o Link crying most of the time.  I gave him my phone to play with, out of desperation.  However, that just made him more mad because he couldn’t hold it or operate it because he INSISTED on taking a golf ball & wiffle ball bat along on our walk & wouldn’t let me hold onto them while he played w/ the phone.  No reasoning w/ that child.  I made “brinner”, but only with Link attached to my hip or clinging to my leg screaming “up up” because I had to set him down & use two hands for a few seconds.  After dinner, he happily did some coloring and then we played cars.  I would be lying if I said I let him stay up late because we were having so much fun – I had him in bed by 6:55pm.

 

Thankfully, I woke up Tuesday w/ a better attitude….